np: American Idol
Yes! It’s Tuesday night, and American Idol is starting…I just happen to have my laptop in my lap (YES! we finally got it back…), soooooo…..why not! It’s an all American Idol post!!! Here are my exact thoughts, in real time, as tonight’s episode unfolds! : D
8:01 pm: Wow, I can’t believe next week is gonna be it! We’ll have our “American Idol"… and our Tuesday and Wednesday nights free again. ; ) Oh, NO! Someone had a homemade poster with Alfred E Newman on it for Clay!!! And Fat Albert for Ruben! Ha! Oh, god, Paula’s hat looks lame! And yesss! I love that Ryan called Randy on his “incomprehendible ramblings"…dawg, yo yo yo, whassup, dawg.
8:03 pm: Yay, Kimberely’s doing “Band of Gold"! She sounds great, too! Way to go, girl! ; ) OMG, “Al Capone"…that’s hilarious! How did Ryan record himself on his phone, yet still have both hands to point and wave at the camera?
8:09 pm: People. Please. Don’t watch American Juniors. Please.
8:10 pm: Random draw? No way. The draw was so fixed. Kim just “happened” to draw a song she performed back in the semi-finals with Frenchie? Ruben just “happened” to draw a soul song by Stevie Wonder? So fixed. Awww, he’s so cute though! ; ) Those dimples! But…I’m with Randy on this: I don’t think it was his best performance.
8:13 pm: “Vincent?” Wha? That’s messed up. I still think it’s fixed. Did Clay just mess up a lyric, or is that pause supposed to be in the song? Oh, he did mess up. Eeep. Aww, poor Clay. It was a random draw, it’s not like he could help choosing a boring song. Oooh, I love “Aiken fashion", this should be good! : )
8:17 pm: Mike made a great point about how the two “favorites” (Clay & Ruben) have had kinda “meh” performances so far, while the “underdog” (Kimberely) has had the best performance so far, thanks to the *cough* “random” song selection. But, as Mike so wisely puts it, it makes the show more interesting. Here’s my conspiracy theory: maybe the producers set it up that way ‘cause the public was getting so complacent about Kimberely being the one to go home this week.
8:21 pm: Oooh, “judges choice". Kimberely sounds pretty, but really breathy. Hmm. QUENTIN TARANTINO!!! ??? Wow! Uh, oh, I think Kim (I mean, “K-Lo") may have lost some votes with her diss on Burt Bacharach’s song!
8:25 pm: Oh god, “Smile"? Ruben’s voice sounds a little sandpapery, but it was good! OMG! Quentin just shouted “205″ at Ruben! That’s the cutest ever! What did Mike think of Ruben’s performance? “I didn’t think it was one of his best, to be honest. It had its moments, but I thought it was a little rough.” I agree! : ) And, I hate “That 70’s Show". Why isn’t this show cancelled? And, duh. Gee, I wonder who’s getting married? Could it be (spoiler starts) [[Fez & Laurie, so he can stay in the country?]] (end spoiler) Ugh.
8:32 pm: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Ryan, please don’t talk to the audience anymore. Isn’t this supposed to be a family show? Ew.
8:32 pm: “Mack the Knife"? The producers HATE Clay tonight. They’re totally trying to give him a bad night to create some kind-of drama so people tune in tomorrow. Really, he sounds fine though. Yay, Vanessa looks adorable! And awww, yay! Standing O! And “whooos"! Okay, I guess Clay’ll be fine!
8:35 pm: Kimberely sounds lovely. Nice job! Paula is so high! “Like a diamond, sparkly and smooth as silk"…’cause silk is like a diamond? Wha? Huh? Paula, you’re high.
8:44 pm: Oh, Ruben sounds awesome on this! Great song choice! But his voice sounds a little strained. Poor guy. Oooh, he’s seriously sweaty. Mike just pointed out that maybe that’s what the problem is, Ruben is just tired. Ooh, and now Clay! Hee, Mike just called him a mama’s boy! ; ) Yeah, Mike, like you’re one to talk! ; ))) (I’m just teasing, duh!) Ewww, the arrangement on this song is hideous. But damn, Clay is “bringing it", as the judges would say. I was just telling Mike, everyone seems really kinda sad this week. From what I’ve read, Clay, Rube and K-Lo are best friends right now, so tonight must be awful for them, knowing one of them is going home and all. But when they sit down with Ryan at the end of their performance, they just seem so subdued and somber. Mike said he’s sure exhaustion and pressure might have a lot to do with it too.
8:57 pm: God, poor Kimberley! How embarassing! Stupid Ryan. Off to go vote now! Bye! And, yes, I promise never to do a running commentary like this again! ; ) It seemed like a good idea an hour ago. Funny how time can change all that. Bye! ; )