Ugh, I am SO BAD. I have a million things to do right now, but instead I’m spacing out on the couch doing this iTunes meme thing I got from the handsome Dave White.
It’s funny that such a meme should come up, right as I am in the process of deleting music from my laptop. (I had no memory left on my hard drive. Every time I opened Photoshop, my computer died.) But, oh well, here we go!
How many songs total: 9,636
How many hours or days of music: 23.9 days
Most recently played: “We’re An American Band” by Yo La Tengo
Most played: “Leave It Gone” by Archer Prewitt
Most recently added: “Supernatural Superserious” by R.E.M. (in my defense, I only downloaded it to make a copy for airplay at KEXP!)
Sort by song title:
First song: “A-Hunting We Will Go” by Hem
Last song: “?” by Movietone
Sort by time:
Shortest song: it’s not a proper song but… “Sweet Zombie Jesus” by Professor Hubert Farnsworth, 3 seconds
Longest song: again, not really a song, but “The Hero Who Saves the Day” by Patton Oswalt, one hour, 11 minutes, 1 second
Sort by album:
First album: Accelerate, R.E.M. (ack! it returns to haunt me!)
Last album: 69/96, Cornelius
Search the following and state how many songs come up:
doom: 15
death: 37
vomit: 22
fuck: 8
kill: 20
cake: 128
I like how I have 128 cake songs, and don’t even get close to half of that on the other words. Dave had 138 “kill” songs, but he listens to Norwegian death metal, like “Metalocalypse” but for serious. But yeah, none of these results are exactly shocking, are they?